posted on 29.12.08, at 03:00.
BFABFABFA the irony in all these BFA fabulosity. BFA = Bachelor of Fine Arts. exactly what im slogging my life out for now. am i happy? is it worth it? will i go far? am i wasting my time? is this really my life?
quoted from: "Cause I Have A BFA!" facebook group50 Things YOU Can Do With A BFA1. drive a school bus
2. throw a frisbee
3. lecture for the lecturer
4. wear Jesus sandles
5. wear a silly bandana
6. contradict yourself
7. create art for an artist... because they're obviously wrong... because they dont have a BFA
8. pass out wristbands
9. apologize about being an ass hole... and then do it again... and again... and again...
10. say you have a BFA all the time
11. use your BFA to justify all your actions
12. say juxtaposition all the time13. apologize for it14. say it again15. yell at people for being 5 minutes early because they are actually late for not having a BFA
16. be able to count
17. but not divide under 100
18. have a tiny phone
19. with a really gay ringtone
20. give lectures at ungodly hours of the morning
21. wear nut huggers
22. talk about your looserness of waiting tables until you got your BFA... then your just awesome
23. always be right
24. think your a badass... with your BFA!
25. shave for an even scruffier look
26. beable to ruin any and all enjoyable experiences with your very pressense
27. be able to wear plaid flannels every other day
28. wear your BFA hat to hide your BFA hair
29. being able to use hand gestures in every situation possible
30. allowd to be a Big Fucking Ass hole
31. give directions to someone with a map
32. say camp is fun... then ruin it
33. you MIGHT just BARELY be better than Chuck Norris
34. but then again maybe not
35. you cant jump
36. you can be totally wrong but thats OK because your actually right
37. you can starve children
38. Grinders is amazing because you have a BFA
39.be able to love male local artists
40. frown but actually be pleased
41. frown but actually be displeased
42. nothing is your fault when you have a BFA
43. dicrect traffic
44. you can only gel your hair when the parents see you
45. be pissed off when other people follow your directions
46. get a BFA for your BFA
47. hire teachers that have never taught before and have no teaching education
48. repeat... repeat... repeat your words
49. bore people to death
50. anything... because you have a BFA
hurhurhur, kinda nice for some bitter laugh. nice thinking that BFAs are pretty coolshits. and we do what we want when we want how we want to who we want. and we say "juxtapose" so much it is irksome. starting to get on my nerves, really. abuse of its use, especially for WAH "Juxtapose two or more works.."
but notice you cant really do anything big with your BFA. nothing about a career outta a BFA. ahhhhhhh~
& this is a
friendly countdown reminder i have on my mac dashboard. i
absolutely look forward to seeing its number deplete day after day. oh,
yay. seven whole days.
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